Top 62 Middle Age Rock Band Names. For Rock Bands Age 50 and Over.

1. Al Zeimer and the Forgotten
2. Dementia
3. Shaky and the Parkinson Brothers
4. Flossy and the Dentures (1955 to 1965)
5. Denture Cream (psychedelic blues, 1967 to 1969)
6. Tethered to the Bed (very hip, very 2000ish, slightly Goth and a touch S&M)
7. The Power Scooters
8. Grateful Dead (real band)
9. Don Diaper and the Incontinents
10. Bedpan Turn Her Over Drive (Bachman Turner Overdrive...you idiot!)
11. Tom Ready and the Heart Attacks
12. Jack Cataract and the Blind Poets of the Beat Generation
13. The Liver Spots (cousins to the Ink Spots)
14. Jethro Skull (his Aqua-Lung finally stopped working)
15. Ping Pong Wizard and the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Boys (Who??)
16. Creamatorium and Wheels of Fire
17. The Jesus Hendrix Last Experience
18. CSNY (Christ, Solomon, Nostredomus, and Yahweh)
19. AC-DC and the Defibrillators
20. Ear Aid and the Deaf Tones
21. Oh Dem Brittle Bones (Gospel)
22. Slipped Disc (heavy metal)
23. Rock Hard and the Constipators
24. The Electric Enema Energy Band
25. "Oats" Bran and the Bowel Mountain Boys (Blue grass, jug band)
26. Judy Prune and the Stool Softeners (accoustic folky stuff)
27. The Rolling Tombstones
28. The Electric White Light Orchestra
29. U80 with No Bone (Irish band)
30. Fleetwood Cadillac Hearse and the Big Mac Attack, with Stevie Sick
31. Huey Lose and the Bad News
32. Page Last and the Obituaries
33. The Commode Dears (80s r&b band)
34. Zipperhead and the Body Bags
35. Boy Grim and the Coffin Club (think England, the 80s, George, and a great makeup job)
36. Walker Cane and Steady as She Goes
37. Electric Wheelchair
38. The Van Ramps (a handicapped band)
39. Sippy Cup and the Spoon Feeders
40. The Pureed Beats
41. Hoser and the Support Socks (Canadian band)
42. Bought the Farm (country)
43. Bucket Kickers (country)
44. Stair Way to Heaven singing their big hit "Burning Down the Hindenburg", with the flip side, "Oh, the Humanity!"
45. Escalator to Heaven(kinda like when Jefferson Airplane became Jefferson Starship)
46. The Unexpected Demise
47. Morphine Drip and the Flatliners
48. Death Mask and the Last Gasp (metal)
49. Every Last Breath You Take (Ouch! That "Stings"!)
50. Bedside Confession (too hip for words)
51. Last Words, Last Wishes, last Kisses (nursing home girl group with breakup songs)
52. Ambulance Chasers
53. Chesty Paddle and the Electric Shockers
54. ER and the EMTs
55. Life Support
56. The Tubes
57. I.V. and the Floral Arrangement (Ivy...flowers...get it?)
58. The Blinding White Light at the End of the Tunnel
59. The 80 Degrees (singing their big hit, "Hot Time in the Old Room Tonite!")
60. Store Bought Teeth (very hip)
61. Confusion
62. And the Top Prize goes to DJ Girl Farber at 88.5 FM, Tampa, Florida, for "The Raging Catheters", the band name that inpired this piece. Love you sweety, Big Kiss, smoochee-woochee!


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