Monster Airways Announces Flight Delay!

Monster Airways regretfully announces that the "Monster Flight" will be Temporarily Delayed in its Arrival at this Blogport!

But it is still scheduled to arrive, and is currently, at this very moment, circling in a holding pattern, high in the Blogo-Sphere over your suburban backyard, so stop doing that! (The Monster Plane is supported only by a crystal clear plate of solid gold Blogoleum, the hardest substance known to man, except for my weenie!)

The Monster Flight is trapped in what appears to be a Blinding Snowstorm of Fine Ash Particles from Cremated Tunes, concentrated just above the Nation's Radio Towers!

When the Tune Pilot regains Visual Contact with this Blogport, he will try to land the "Monster Flight".

Good Luck! Keep your fingers crossed, and your Prayer Rug in the right compass direction! And remember, any landing you can walk away from, is a good landing!

Oh, you are a Passenger on this Flight, aren't you? That's right....just checking....yes....here it is....you have the window seat.... aren't you Lucky!

Signed,
Faint Bernard

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