Economic Meltdown: Republican Hypocriticism 101. Pulling a "Hoover" on the Nation.

Republicans are like a bunch of college fraternity brothers, who hold a wild party, burn down the Frat House, and then complain about the big bill from the insurance company to rebuild the House.

Something like "burdening the future frat brothers with draconian and unneccessary Debt. The Unfairness of it all! We shouldn't have to spend a dime to rebuild the Frat House! That would be Imprudent, and Rash Economic Behavior!!"

The Republicans, ya gotta love 'em, becuz their Mother and Father sure didn't! It's the only thing that can explain their anal, greedy Selfishness, and Uncaring for others. They're trying to Hang On to every last "Dollar of Love" they can.

And of course, without real love to nourish their shriveled, starving Hearts, yep, you guessed it, the DEVIL got ahold of 'em. Too late for most of them, they're now solidly on the Dark, Demonic Side..."Earth to Deathstar! Your Evil Republican Empire Storm Troopers are awaiting your Orders, Lord Vader!"

In dealing with Republicans, I've decided to "Hate the Sin, but Love the Sinner". Perhaps someday, with Help from Jesus and the Church, they will "Choose" a more Moral and Honest Lifestyle...although it might be Biological, and they can't Choose!

I mean, if Republicans are allowed to Love the Dollar over People, what's next, Republicans marrying Money??

Now that would be just plain Wrong! That would be a "Sinful and Immoral Lifestyle Choice"!

Good Lord! Adam married Eve, not the Dollar!


P.S. President Hoover held on to every last dollar, and Cut spending during the Great Depression of the Thirties, in his theory to cure it...and instead the lower government spending only made the Great Depression even worse!!! Those Republicans sure love to hang on to money.

Republicans: The Whores of the Nation's Economy. The Cost of a Quick Buck, or, More Precisely, a "Quick Fuck".

The Republicans have been complaining about President Obama's plan to jumpstart the Economy, calling it a typical liberal "tax and spend" plan, with socialist overtones.

The Republicans are like a busy, skanky Whore, who after fucking and sucking the Nation dry, and giving it a Bad Case of Social Diseases--Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Venereal Warts, Home Foreclosures, Bank Failures, Credit Drought, Unemployment--now complains about the High Cost of the Prescription to cure the Economically Transmitted Diseases (or, "ETD's").

Out, you Republican Harlot! Out, you damn spot! Get thee to a Nunnery!

See how you like it now, without any stinking Economic Health Care! Let this Plague Rot both your Houses and Senate!

Will a Tax Cut for the Wealthy, cure the open sore and draining pus of this Economic Pox? Only the Republicans seem to know!

And I thought "Un-regulated Capitalism" was Safe!! Forsooth, it twas Hormonally Raging, Unregulated Capitalist Sexonomics, yessir my brothers, plain old "Unsafe Pure Hedonistic Capitalism" that caused this throbbing economy to meltdown on your creamy thighs, and splatter its evil fluids all over your surprised face ! Right here in River City! And that's Trouble, spelled with a capital "T"!

Who knew! What if we put all our Cash and Stocks in a Condom Safe, would that be Safe? Oh,no, Republicans are against condoms too!

If we all Pray to Jesus, would that cure Greedy Republican selfishness??

Why do we need to JumpStart the Economy anyway?? Aren't the rich doing Okay? Why defibrillate the economy's Heart Attack, if the Rich are alright?

I just don't Understand Why the Democrats have to Jumpstart the economy!

Should we ask the Republicans? They know alot about Economic theory, don't they??
They would know how to cure this Economic Disease, wouldn't they?

I mean, wouldn't the Whore know how she got Sick?


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