"AAAhhhhhhh! I can't vote for the Monkey Man for Prezzydent! No way! No how!"
"I've been trained all my Life to Hate the Monkey Man! I ain't prejudiced, but there's no way I can Vote for the Monkey Man!"
"Hell, my property values will go down!"
(pssst! whisperwhisperwhisper!)
"Whuh? They already have?"
"Oh...Who did that?"
(whisper WallStreet whisper Republicans whisper NoRules)
"Well, he don't have No Experience! It ain't that he's a Monkey Man, he just don't got no Experience!"
"Besides, the Republicans have a whole lot more experience in Running Things! We've had 8 years of the Republicans running things, and if that Monkey Man gets in, he'll just mess things up!"
"The Republicans know whut ther doin'! I'm gonna make the Safe Choice, and Vote for McCain, because I want more of the same as we gots now! Yassuh, them demo-crats will just make things worser than they is now!"
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