Monday, July 23, 2007

The Monster is Coming! Run for Your Lives!

The Monster is coming! What shall we do? Should we run? Should we hide?

What should we do, when the Monster Arrives!



Heavens to Betsey, you're running around like a chicken, with your head cut off!

Just calm down, and everything will be alright!



But it's a Monster! And it's Coming! I can hear its Footsteps. It has a Huge Carbon Footprint!

And its disrupting our lives! We have to RUN, NOW!



Yeah... Right... Wake me when it gets here, Mr. Falling Sky... What is it, some kind of Monster Bunny, with huge tits?

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick!

What's that ticking sound? Do you hear it?
Uh, oh, it's a Mental Time Bomb!

It's inside YOUR computer!!
If it goes off, it will spray your face with Sharp Mental Thoughts!
(I think it's called sharpnel)

Run! Get up from your computer now!
RUN!

KA-BOOM!!!!!

Are you there? ...You didn't run, did you?
Okay, this time I'm serious...

There's a Monster, just behind you, over your left shoulder. I can see him in the reflection of your screen...

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Boo!

Scared ya, didn't I?!