The Republicans have been complaining about President Obama's plan to jumpstart the Economy, calling it a typical liberal "tax and spend" plan, with socialist overtones.
The Republicans are like a busy, skanky Whore, who after fucking and sucking the Nation dry, and giving it a Bad Case of Social Diseases--Gonnorhea, Syphilis, Venereal Warts, Home Foreclosures, Bank Failures, Credit Drought, Unemployment--now complains about the High Cost of the Prescription to cure the Economically Transmitted Diseases (or, "ETD's").
Out, you Republican Harlot! Out, you damn spot! Get thee to a Nunnery!
See how you like it now, without any stinking Economic Health Care! Let this Plague Rot both your Houses and Senate!
Will a Tax Cut for the Wealthy, cure the open sore and draining pus of this Economic Pox? Only the Republicans seem to know!
And I thought "Un-regulated Capitalism" was Safe!! Forsooth, it twas Hormonally Raging, Unregulated Capitalist Sexonomics, yessir my brothers, plain old "Unsafe Pure Hedonistic Capitalism" that caused this throbbing economy to meltdown on your creamy thighs, and splatter its evil fluids all over your surprised face ! Right here in River City! And that's Trouble, spelled with a capital "T"!
Who knew! What if we put all our Cash and Stocks in a Condom Safe, would that be Safe? Oh,no, Republicans are against condoms too!
If we all Pray to Jesus, would that cure Greedy Republican selfishness??
Why do we need to JumpStart the Economy anyway?? Aren't the rich doing Okay? Why defibrillate the economy's Heart Attack, if the Rich are alright?
I just don't Understand Why the Democrats have to Jumpstart the economy!
Should we ask the Republicans? They know alot about Economic theory, don't they??
They would know how to cure this Economic Disease, wouldn't they?
I mean, wouldn't the Whore know how she got Sick?
Copyright 2009 by Bernard Drums! All rights reserved.
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